What it's like to own an Apple Product

With the newly arrival of iPhone 4, we have gotta make fun of Apple; otherwise, what's worth living? You can view the rest from The Oatmeal.

Five things to know about iOS 4.0

Five things to know about iOS 4.0

So fucking true Mr. Jobs. Stop fucking with our money and mind, period!

A princess in ruins

I, speed_demon, hereby shall reaffirm my position of not ever serving princess. If the princess shall so choose to indulge in luxury and wanton deviance, it is solely her choice and I shall abide by her rightful judgment.

I, being a servant of God the almighty, has only one purpose and that is to attain to higher learning and understanding of the omnipresent divinity, and I will not falter to the lusty temptation of the mastermind devil.

Hardship

Hardship awaits those
Who disregard their
true purpose of
life and why
they are where
they are, whereto
they will venture
until eons passes-by

What I actually meant to say is equivalent to changing "hardship" to "stupidity." ;)